

TIC wants to go on regular road trips all over the world. (Such excitement obviously depends on funding.) In anticipation, hypothetical conversations between TIC's On The Road operatives:-

INDIA
"Just wondering, Cormorant-Smythe, if you've had an opportunity to think about considering the possibility of finding out what's happening to Indian elderly widows these days. Rather a grim situation some of the time, I've heard, what."
"Flimsbotham, old man, I'm obliged to you for reminding me. I have been told, and have read in Indian newspapers, that the elderly father having died and in his will left everything to the eldest son, the widow's children and their spouses throw her out of what used to be the family home into the gutter to fend for herself. No social security, no wider family, no philanthropy, no money, no lawyer, no inheritance, and no food, water, shelter or anyone to talk to. Just the sari on her back."
"Rum show, rather. Let's get the next boat to Chennai and plunge into it. We'll meet up with some local government officials, some local lawyers and some local philanthropists. We'll find out about Indian wills and estate management and look at some of those amazing Indian demographics. It might make some money for TIC, Indian juridical inheritance being a hot subject for hundreds of millions of people. And TIC will help raise awareness of the social plight of elderly Indian widows."
"Agreed. When do we start?"

SARAWAK
"Look here, Swinburne. I've heard that the Iban Dayak headhunters of the Skrang river of Sarawak bequeath their victims' skulls, and that the eldest daughter can use them as dowry. How about checking it out?"
"An inspired suggestion, McSemolina. Those inherited unstable longboats are always rather fun. As for those inherited longhouse outside portable Western toilets on stilts…! Let us by all means see what's left of the inherited jungle (if it isn't now that horrible yellow clay), and inherited orang utans, and toucans, and panthers, and spiders, and inherited clean air, and inherited pitcher plants (if Western tourists haven't gone and picked them all). Are inherited jungle survival skills worth anything these days?"
"All fair points, Swinny-one. Let's augment our party with an anthropologist, a nutritionist, a conservationist, a geneticist, a pediatric oncologist, a structural surveyor, and an artist to hand-draw the local flora. It might not make much money for TIC but it will make engaging visuals, be super-atmospheric, bring money in for orang utan rescue and rehabilitation, set the tone for TIC documentaries and engagement projects, and inspire young people to stand guard over the three cubic metres of fully fenced jungle that do survive. Chocs away!"

NAMIBIA
"I say, Algie, what does a Khoekhoegowab will look like, what are the rules about disinheritance, and what about the rumor that the dead father's land goes to his youngest daughter?"
"Good questions, Reggie. Let us go find out. Devolution to the daughter is said to have something to do with the impossibility of ascertaining the father, but that sounds like a bundle of irrational irrelevancies. Anyway, I bet estate management there is a grim affair, don't you? Ancient tribal custom, I expect. While we're at it, let's look into how they're getting on down there for inherited well-water to drink, wash, cook and irrigate; and what are the local handed-down and inherited family businesses; and what are the local genetic diseases and inherited predispositions. I'd like to look into inherited local and national debt, inherited land security, inherited sustainable livestock farming and inherited nutrition."
"I would be deeply grateful if you would permit me the liberty of availing myself of this opportunity to venture to attempt to express, wholeheartedly and without reservation, my unequivocal unconditional concurrence. Let's take a few relaxed congenial types like a hydrologist, a geneticist, a geologist, a nutritionist, a successful Western farmer, a small-town American cattle rancher, a climatologist, an oceanographer, and a decent cameraman. It might not make tons of money for TIC but it will be interesting and add usefully to the stock of knowledge and lead to other things. By the way, have you spotted those encrypted hieroglyphic wills at Luxor that everyone seems to have missed?"

"The meak shall inherit the earth,
and that's about it."
Vince Grobetti

